eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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