do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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