Pants 0. Shit 1.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
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I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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