Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
two words...techno handjob
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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