I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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