she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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