Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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