high people should be assigned attendants
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Randomize