ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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