He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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