So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
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I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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