they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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