So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
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If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize