According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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