"it" just moved
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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