Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Randomize
