you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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