So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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