Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
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Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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