do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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