I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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