so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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