I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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