I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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