I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
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im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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