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(586): View more from Michigan

1:57 a.m. Where did you go???

(586): View more from Michigan

1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?

(586): View more from Michigan

2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.

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(231): View more from Michigan

You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?

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