His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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