I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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