Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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