I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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