Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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