My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I bet he comes in French.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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