So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
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dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
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Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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