He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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