So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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