white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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