one might say we're banned from that church
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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