Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
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Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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