Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
