I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I think weed is turning my hair brown
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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