You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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