none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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