Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
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When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Im part way to drunk.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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