anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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