Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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