Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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