Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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