question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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