Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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