C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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