Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
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New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
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Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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