I must be too annoying 4 u.
Dual....:-)
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
