I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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