I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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