I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
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Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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