I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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